I Hate Obama More Than I Love Jesus

The following essay is submitted by an individual using the pseudonym "A Proud Christian American Voter."


I hate to admit it, but the recent Republican national convention, and the nomination of Mitt Romney as the GOP candidate for president of the United States forces me to face an inconvenient truth: I hate Barack Obama more than I love Jesus.

I am your average American voter. I am primarily concerned with imposing my Christian values on everyone.    And that means I want a Christian, anti abortion president of these United States. And when I say Christian I mean a Christian like me. And when I say ant iabortion I mean I want abortion outlawed no matter how the woman got pregnant.

Mitt Romney is not a Christian. He's a Mormon. In my heart I know that Mormonism is some kind of weird cult. I mean my God, they wear magic underwear.  They think God lives on some planet. They're weird and they're a bit creepy.

And Mitt Romney has said very clearly that he supports abortion in the case of rape or incest.

I'm supporting Romney for Pres. of these United States, even though he is not a Christian and even though he has made it very clear. That he's not going to promote Christian values.

So I guess I hate Barack Obama more than I love Jesus because I would rather that a non-Christian cult member who likes abortion be our president than a black guy. I mean come on, that's what this all about. Obama is black. Americans don't like that. They downright hate it. The thought of it makes them crazy. Good Christian people are willing to lie, cheat and steal.  We say Obama is a secret Muslim.  We know that isn't true.  We say he is a socialist.  We know that isn't true. We say he wasn't born in the United States. We know that isn't true.  When Paul Ryan said in his acceptance speech that Obama promised to keep a factory open but a year later it closed, we knew he was lying, we knew that factory closed before Obama came into office.  So what?  We are willing to lie, to break one of God's Commandments, if it helps to kick Obama out of the White House.  We not only want to get him out of office, we want to make sure that a black man is never elected to the highest office in our land again.

It is racial hatred that unites so many Americans behind that Mormon, immoral, flip-flopping, rich idiot Mitt Romney.  We know that when Romney gets into office he is going to put laws into place that will allow the richest people to take what George Bush left behind.  You have money in a retirement account?  Kiss it goodbye.  Right before the big stock market crash that is coming all the really rich people will know about it in advance, cash in their chips, leaving the rest of us holding the empty bag.   Romney supporters like me know that electing Romney will cause our standard of living to continue to decline. We know Romney will probably start another war, probably with Iran, that we can't afford.

But none of that matters. We are willing to compromise all that we believe in to put that nigger back in his place, and all women, homosexuals, and minorities back in their place, too.  Jesus says to love these people, to forgive them their trespasses and not to judge them.  I can't do that. I hate them and know they are all going to hell because they are liberal socialists.  In my heart I know Jesus hates these people too and will forgive me for hating them more than I love him.

God Bless America. The South Shall Rise Again.