The following news parody/satire is submitted by an individual using the pseudonym "Between the Lines."
CLEVELAND — Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan declined on Tuesday to back away from statements in his party convention speech that nonpartisan fact checkers have branded as false or misleading.
"Why should I admit that I am lying about Obama's record?" Ryan asked. "There are likely voters in swing states that believe my lies. Telling them I have been deceiving them would defeat the purpose of lying in the first place," Ryan concluded.
"Eventually people will realize Romney and Ryan were lying to them. But by the time they make that realization it will be too late - just like when the American people found out that Bush and Cheney lied to them about the reasons to invade Iraq," said Fred Fredrickson, GOP strategist.
"By the time we found out the truth, the war in Iraq was in full swing and it was too late to do anything about it. The same thing is going to happen here. By the time the electorate realizes Romney and Ryan lied, they will be president and vice president and, with a Republican majority in both houses of congress, it will be impossible to get them out of office," Fredrickson concluded, rubbing his hands together, grinning and laughing maniacally.
"Obama is a socialist and he was born in Kenya and he hates white people and he is going to give free stuff to lazy poor people and make you pay for it," Fredirckson added.
"And he is a secret muslim and has friends who are terrorists," Fredrickson concluded.
"And our bad economy is Obama's fault, and not George Bush's fault. Obama didn't fix what George Bush broke, so it is fair to blame it all on the black guy," Fredrickson said.
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